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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|12:31 pm] |
I've got an idea about how I could make a personalised MTN. It'd probably only be able to take someone to a few fixed locations, I'm thinking home, HQ and maybe a safe house as it probably wouldn't have the ability to do more than a few jumps at a time.
I'm going to need some lab space and some help, I'd do this at the Agency but I don't want them to make it accessible to everyone once I've perfected it. It's going to take a while, but I think it could be useful to get people out of trouble quickly.
Does anyone have any thoughts on it? Or want to volunteer to help out with testing it once I have a prototype ready? |
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[Jan. 5th, 2010|09:30 pm] |
Oh bollocks! Not more snow.
At this rate we're all going to get snowed in at work, and if that happens then I want one of those bloody nice sofas that all the Directors have in their offices.
I wonder how long it's going to take before we're all getting drunk in the canteen and not doing any work whatsoever.
Stupid question: Who is actually still here? |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|07:01 pm] |
So I accepted the invitation to pass Agency info over but then... look that's not important.
I want to help however I can. I need to be careful because I'll lose my job if I get found out, you all know what the Agency's like, but I want to help you bring CORE down. The only thing I ask is that any tech I help with or hand over doesn't end up in their hands. The second it does, I'm out quicker than England at the World Cup.
What do you guys need help with? |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2009|01:00 pm] |
I've just discovered Boris Johnson pants.
This has got to be one of the most brilliantly disturbing gag gifts ever. Who'd shag someone with Boris' face covering their bits? |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2009|06:41 pm] |
That shuttle is probably the most ridiculously broken piece of tech I've come across. It makes the tube look like a reliable way to get around for Pete's sake. We've just about managed to get the thing working enough so that we can run diagnostics on it and the research department still don't know who it belongs to. Probably from something that either hasn't been made yet or from a fifties sci-fi novel that no one's ever heard of.
They've moved me back onto working on the reincarnate suppressor now that the shuttle's actually running. They always give me the boring but possibly useful jobs. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2009|07:22 pm] |
I got to work this morning to find a space shuttle in my lab. It's more Star Trek than NASA, thank god, because my lab's not that massive. Nobody's quite sure who it belongs to so they're letting me and one of the science nerds figure out what it's capable of. It's a bit bashed up so I don't think there's a chance of me accidentally blowing the Agency HQ up, to be honest I'm not even sure the thing can even fly.
This almost makes up for the break in. Almost. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2009|11:56 am] |
Who the hell broke into my lab last night? And how the fuck did you manage it? I thought we were supposed to have excellent security in this place but apparently not! Am I seriously going to have to fucking sleep here to make sure my work stays safe?
Isn't this why we have an overly large and impressive security department that probably gets more funding than R&D, to make sure things like this don't happen?
That's it. I'm going tech shopping and then I'm going down the pub, where I will spend all my time thinking up horrible punishments for whoever broke into my lab. |
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[Oct. 1st, 2009|04:56 pm] |
Chicago's MTN broke last night and started sending people to Azerbaijan. Apparently people don't like randomly going to Azerbaijan, and weren't impressed when I pointed out that it could be worse as for some reason we have an MTN set up in Antarctica, probably in case we start getting reincarnated bloody penguins.
Of course this all happened at three in the fucking morning so I'm now loopy due to lack of sleep. I'm wondering what the correct punishment should be for buggering up an MTN, please put your suggestions on a postcard and post them to the Agency HQ. Or comment here. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2009|04:24 pm] |
The Agency is limiting all MTN to Agency personnel only until this thing passes.
I personally think that's a bloody stupid idea because it's not like the rest of you can't hop on a plane or drive to wherever it is you want to be, but I don't make these decisions. I just make the bloody stupid announcements.
Who around here is sick and who's healthy? I'd like a vague headcount. |
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[Aug. 25th, 2009|09:20 pm] |
I've heard a little rumour about how there's going to be an MTN race? Or is that just the R&D tech boy attempting to wind me up? The last time someone tried to do that they went two stops and then attempted to cheat and ended up in Siberia instead of Swansea. That was bloody funny though, even if the terminal was closed for a week while I tried to repair whatever the idiot had done to it.
For those of you who I haven't met, and I think that's most of you. I'm Alex Myles and I work in the magical R&D department. I'd tout the usual Agency line of come to me if you want some help, but unless it involves magic or engineering I am not the girl you're after. My usual response to a crisis involves making a cuppa and sticking the telly on as a distraction. |
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